The Hillbilly Rockette Fail

AO: the Wreck

When: 06/25/2018


PAX (): Sparky, Sellout, Blue, Hat trick, Thumper, Smackdown, Corn hole, Booter, Squeegee, Windex, Ariel, Sprocket, Turbine, Doogie, Aflac, Fondu Guy, Grease Monkey, Jackalope, Bieber, Zima, Bronco, Bayside

YHC was excited about Turbine’s Rockette hillbillys.  So woke up this morning, ready to be a Hillbilly Rockette myself.  Some have confused me as one for years anyway.

Little did we know that Turbine trying to 3 count a 4 step process would start the beat down off on a TOTAL FAIL.

So I have officially marked Rockette Hillbillys along with Alabama Ass Kickers off my future workout list.


There was an attempt at 20 Rockette Hillbillys, but I think all PAXs stopped early due to confusion, laughter, and awkwardness.

20 of the following:

  • Flutter Kicks
  • Mollies
  • American Hammers
  • LBCs


  • 20 Donkey Kicks
  • 20 dips
  • 20 step ups right leg
  • 20 step ups left leg

Repeat with

  • 40 Donkey Kicks
  • 40 Dips
  • 20 step ups right leg
  • 20 step ups left leg


Grabbed a rock from the drainage ditch.

  • 20 curls
  • 20 shoulder presses
  • 20 skull crushers


4 Corners

  • Corner 1: 10 Merkins
  • Corner 2: 10 merkins and 20 squats
  • Corner 3: 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 wide arm merkins
  • Corner 4: 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 wide arm merkins
  • Lunge Walk back to corner 1 (100 yards); 10 merkins, 20 squats, 30 wide arm merkins
  • While waiting for the 6 – 20 JLo’s and LBCs


20 Side Straddle Hops


5 calf lifts per step – about 15 steps

Mosey to flag

Quick round of Mary waiting for the 6


Shirts on sale for the Wreck again; you have about 2 weeks to purchase.  Hog wallow shirts should be up this week as well.  Proceeds go to F3 administrative cost.


Two FNG’s this morning.  Thumper still bringing more Lebanese Baptist in an effort to gain complete voting control over the Wreck.  Magnolia Walkers will have to stoop to more subversive efforts to maintain their voting power within the group.

Good to see Windex back today keeping the NPCC contingency strong as well.

Major respect to JP for showing up, knowing no one but hearing about F3 from others and deciding to give it a try.

S Talk:

YHC realized today why I-Beam is confused on who post and when.  It’s because he misses so often these days, he assumes if he isn’t there it didn’t happen.

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