Maybe Poker’s just not your game….
AO: Starting Line
When: 11/16/2022
QIC: Sirmixalot
PAX (2): Script Kiddie, Sirmixalot
Preamble:
YHC had been wanting to play around with the new workout deck he recently purchased. I had not used this before and sort of made it up as we went along. It all worked out for the best in the end.
Warm-O-Rama:
SSH, Weed Picker, Hillbillies, Sun Gods
The Thang:
Separated the cards into their 4 suits. Diamonds for upper body, Spades for legs, Hearts for Cardio (unsurprisingly) and clubs for core.
YHC drew a card from each stack and the plan was for us to do 4 exercises then mosey for a lap around the circle.
Round 1 – on this one the cardio was a mosey so that was the 4th exercise
King of Diamonds (25 Merkins)
King of Spades (25 Squats)
King of Clubs (25 American Hammer AC)
3 of hearts (Sprint 300 Meters- We fast moseyed around the track)
Round 2
8 of Diamonds (more merkins – 18 this time)
6 of Spades (16 Bonnie Blair AC)
6 of hearts (Bernie around the small track)
7 of clubs (17 LBCs)
Moseyed around the big loop
Round 3
10 of diamonds (incline merkin x 20)
2 of spades (bulgarian split squat 12 AC)
8 of hearts (Squat thrust x 18)
4 of clubs (14 heels to heaven)
Moseyed around the track
Round 4
Jack of Diamonds (dips x 25)
Ace of spades (Calf Raise x 100)
9 of hearts (19 high knees)
Queen of clubs (25 Freddie Mercury AC)
Moseyed around the track
Round 5
5 of Diamonds (15 Hand release merkins)
Queen of spades (monkey humpers x 25)
10 of hearts (Butt kicks – I wasn’t sure on this one so I said Alabama Ass Kickers – x 20 AC – in retrospect they probably intended for us to do the standing butt kicks – I will know for next time)
2 of Clubs (WW2 Situps x 12)
Moseyed around track
At this point there was time for one final round of exercises
9 of Diamonds (Ranger Merkin x 19)
8 of spades (Reverse lunge x 18)
5 of clubs (15 E2Ks AC)
and finally the dreaded burpee card
Queen of hearts (25 burpees – we ran out of time but each completed 10+ burpees)
COT:
We prayed for a host of things and men and their families. Had some good discussions. Had some coffee then it was time to head out.
Naked-Man Moleskin:
Even when numbers are a bit light (tends to happen during the first good cold snap) it is always good to be together in the gloom.