Monkey Humping Wednesday

Preamble:

Frisky feeling this morning as the temp dropped a bit. Felt REAL GOOOOOD! This is the perfect weather for everything. Especially hanging with the PAX in the gloom. Although we were greeted by the first ball field with all it’s lights on. Really lit things up.

Warm-O-Rama:

Time hit 5:30. LET”S GET IT ON!!!! Pax moseyed down to end of parking lot to pick up the Squeegee rolling in hot. Then reverse back to other end of lot for disclaimer. Start up with Mountain climbers, plank jacks, step through stretches, toy soldiers. Mosey over to the street where every one likes to play.

The Thang:

Found the first speed bump hump. Proceed to do 20 monkey humpers and then mosey up the street searching out all the other speed humps. Stop at each and perform 20 monkey humpers. Dodge a few cars along the way.

Stopped twice along the monkey humper highway when PAX discovered a conveniente wall to get shoulder to shoulder and go balls to the wall handstands. First PAX drops and runs to the other end while all PAX hold their handstand. then the next PAX goes until the “conveyor belt” of handstanding PAX gets to the end of the wall. We found two spots to perform this spectecal.

Got to the parking lot by football field. PAX created circle and then performed the synchronized 21. I shall “splain” it. All pax perform side straddle hop counting out loud to 5. After five the out loud counting stops and we proceed with side straddle hops in silence up to 21 reps. Everyone must stop in sync on21 or penalty.  Moonshine just couldn’t stop himself on first round.

Penalty was 10 diamond merkins. Second time we had a couple more foggy brains miss. Penalty, three sets of 4×4’s.  They consist of dropping from a stand to perform 4 merkins and 4 mountainclimbers.

Third time we stopped perfectly! Nice. Let’s mosey to low wall and perform 16’s of dips and step ups. Finally some sweat going!

Mosey to the playground and partner up. One partner performs 12 Underdogs, (angled pull ups from under swing seats) second partner performs Sweat Angels.

Mosey to pic nic tables. One partner performs 12 slow wide merkins the other shrugs the table.

GOOD WORK. Mader it back to the flag with little bit of Mary at the end.

COT:

Thursday night F2 for the Roswell family of AOs. AT Stout Brothers.

Praying for those in Florida.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Thanks forever to Blue for bringing the coffee and water!