F3 Isn’t Funny

Why do you never play poker in the jungle?

-Too many Cheetahs

Why did the teller get fired from the bank?

-Every time an old person would ask to have their balance checked, he would push them over

Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife?

-He needed his space

Is it morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?

These weren’t jokes told at F3 on Wednesday 11/14, but if they had been, they would have been so much better than the ones that were.  Myself, being a talker and jokester (jokes include things I say that turn out not to be funny), was surprised to find our group in a circle with one of our youngest members telling jokes to the group while we exercised.  Not 100% how the F3 4 fathers would feel about this, so I figured let’s see where this goes.  Maybe it starts a new tradition. There were two problems with this.  1, he wasn’t actually doing the exercise while telling the joke (imagine that fake run you do when hurrying in front of a car that is letting you walk in front of them vs the running you would do if a bear was chasing you) and 2, the jokes were…..ummmm….hmmmm…..let’s just say maybe the audience wasn’t awake enough to appreciate them.

The Thang:

Warm Up

• 12 Weed Pickers
• 12 Imperial Walkers

Mosey to football field parking lot with 3 rounds of 20 Merkins on the way to there.

Everyone chose a rock for the exercises and we formed a circle.  This was actually the first sign that it was going to be a funny workout. The original circle lacked a certain circle quality.

We performed 100 of the following exercises.  After each 100, we ran to the back of the farthest football field, touched the fence and ran back (Estimate about 250 yards each way).

• 100 curls – Haggis told a joke
• 100 shoulder presses – Haggis told a joke
• 100 Skull crushers – Haggis forced to play quiet game rest of BD
• 100 Kettle Bells

Upon returning from each run and waiting for the 6 we did LBCs, Lunge Walk in place, and Squats

We moseyed to the wall by the baseball field and jump squats for the 6.

Pax did 50 dips and jump squats for the 6

Pad did another 50 dips and squats for the 6

Moseyed to the playground for 20 more Merkins

Moseyed to the scoreboard for 20 more Merkins

Moseyed back to the start for 20 more Merkins.

Mary:

20 Flutter Kicks

12 Burpees

COT:

• FNG Steve Carroll joined us and was named Queen. This was somehow derived from his love of guitars.
• Hog wallow will be led by swamp DONKEY this Saturday. Monitor the Slack channel for details as I think he has something new in store.
• Crazy Love Coffee followed BD

S-Talk:

@Uno still MIA

@Haggis thanks for the entertainment and being a good sport.