“Well that explains a lot……”

Preamble:

As now known by the PAX present this morning, YHC was a breech birth (which should explain some things), and with an impending birthday, served as an inspiration for a beatdown. Who says we always have to start with a warmup, then mosey, then do the main set, secondaries, and then Mary? So, with 2 FNG’s in tow, full disclaimer was given and off we went….

Warm-O-Rama:

Start the day with a Bloody Mary: Get in a plank, then proceed with

10 Pickle Pounders

10 Second Hold

20 Flutter Kicks

Return to 10 second hold/10 pickle pounders/10 second hold sequence. Repeat same for 20 American Hammers, 20 LBC’s, 20 Gas Pumpers. Mosey to the wall

The Thang:

1. 11’s with wall dips and Mike Tysons. Travel across parking lot with walking lunges. Mosey to the theater
2. Tabatas, doing 5 burpees during each work session of 20 seconds, air chair during the 10 seconds of active rest. Mosey to the cross walk
3. Perform reps of 5/10/15/20/15/10/5 of  Copperhead Jump Squats, doing 1 Burpee between each set. At end of sequence, Bernie Sanders to the second set of parking spaces, Bernie Sanders back. Repeat sequence with Monkey Humpers, Imperial Walkers for the 6. Bernie Sanders mosey lap back to the flag.
4. Perform sequence of 10 weedpickers, 10 Moroccan nightclubs, and 28 4-count SSH’s. And that was time.

COT:

Don’t forget to train for the Ready-Mix Quad, coming up on 11/12 August

Prayers for Travel Mercies for those on the road, and Prayers for Healing for our imperfect union that’s still trying to form a more perfect union.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

It was YHC’s honor to lead this morning, and based on the video, many were looking like they themselves had just been born (i.e., hot, covered in sweat and spittle, and were huffing and puffing and screaming). I look forward to do it all again!