Stairway to Glory

AO: Galaxy

When: 2023-10-24

QIC: Fenway

PAX (10): Abacus (Mark Green), Fenway, Fireball, Fondue Guy, Jorts, New Coke, Percy, Spirit Fingers, Tweaker, Wideright


Warm up in parking lot - Side straddle hops - Weedpickers - Toy soldiers - Moroccan night clubs - Imperial Walkers - Don Quixotes

The Thang:

The dawn broke with a fiery determination in the hearts of the PAX, as they gathered at the sacred pavilion for a grueling display of teamwork and tenacity. Four rounds of relay races stood before them, each a crucible of sweat and unity. The atmosphere crackled with energy as the first round began. The warriors commenced their step-ups at the pavilion, muscles flexing, and determination etched on their faces. With each breath, they fortified their resolve, all while one daring PAX sprinted towards the towering stairs, ascending to the apex. There, the burpees awaited like a fierce sentinel. Ten burpees, a price paid for the glory of the stairs, and then, a swift descent. The relay continued, a seamless transition of PAX from pavilion to summit, the bonds of fellowship growing stronger with every step. In the second round, the PAX lunged in unison, their spirits never wavering. The pavilion seemed to resonate with their collective effort, and the world watched in awe. At the zenith of the stairs, they faced a new challenge: twenty WWIIs that tested not only their cores but their inner mettle. The cheers from below, echoing off the steel and stone, were their sustenance, fueling them as they leaped back down to continue the race. The third round witnessed squats that painted a mesmerizing tapestry of strength and determination at the pavilion, while the stair guardian, the monkey humpers, exacted their toll. Thirty humps later, the PAX descended like warriors returning from a celestial battle, and the crowd erupted in exultation. In the final round, the PAX held a collective plank at the pavilion, their bodies a testament to their unwavering unity. Each participant took their turn to ascend, where the summit called for two burpees - a trial of strength and resilience that the brave souls met head-on. As the final PAX descended, a symphony of victory echoed through the pavilion, a testament to the spirit of brotherhood and shared triumph that burned brightly in their hearts. The relay races had pushed their limits, forged friendships, and left an indelible mark on their souls.

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