Birthday Beatdown
AO: Grindstone
When: 04/10/2023
QIC: Crab Cake
PAX (6): Corn Dog, Crab Cake, Inseam, jugdish, Snowman, Spit Valve
Preamble:
100 % PR to Beatdown attendance.. but where was our mate from down under??
Warm-O-Rama:
SSH, WMH, Weed Pickers, & Good Mornings IC.
Apparently my cadence inflections were not good enough for the 28 year old. Maybe the old age is causing my vocal cords to fade. But I know 28 year olds winning Masters… so maybe this 28 year old needs to try something hard..like 75 hard and mind his own business.
The Thang:
Four Five Burpees
Burpee then 4 Count High Knees (5x), Bear Crawl 5 yards
to the 45 yards line – totaling 45 burpees
45 Sprints / ABs
Nur 45 yards, Sprint 45 yards, 45 count ABs with the following:
- BBSU
- Freddie Mercury
- Moon Gods (45 secs per leg)
- X Factors
- Dying Cockroaches
- Butthole Surfers
Coupon 45
- Colt 45’s
- Bolt 45’s (down up squats, up down squats, jump squats)
- Skull Crushers
- OH Press
- Rows
COT:
- Thankful for PAX and families safety during Spring Break travel
- JD’s stuff
- IS’s BIL
- CD’s daughter’s health praise
Naked-Man Moleskin:
Every single exercise was a 45 rep count. But only the young-ins kept asking me ‘how many reps?’
We need to be patient with the younger PAX in our midst..they’ll learn soon enough.