Cones and Coupons

AO: Meathouse

When: 04/15/2025

QIC: Busboy

PAX (8): Angus, Dinghy, Flo, Fuzzy Dice, PuffDaddy, Stroller, Plymouth

Preamble:

Had a newish PAX, gave a brief disclaimer.  But I love to remind ourselves, “You’re competing against yourself, no one else.”

Warm-O-Rama:

  • 10 Weedpickers
  • 10 Windmills
  • OYO Babymaker – a new exercise I introduced. PAX lay on their back, hold the knees and pull knees away from eachother.  Great groin stretch
  • 10 Moroccan Night clubs + extended arm stretch
  • 15 SSH

The Thang:

FORMAT:

  • 8 cones in a circle: 4 per circuit
  • Each cone has:
    • 1 Regular Exercise 
    • 1 Coupon Exercise 
  • PAX start at cone 1 with coupon, perform the coupon exercise.
  • PAX then move their coupon one cone forward and perform the coupon exercise at the cone
  • After coupon exercise, PAX leave coupon at the cone then proceed to the other cones performing the regular exercise.
  • PAX return to their coupon after a full round of regular exercises, move the coupon to the next cone for the coupon exercise. PAX drop coupon then continue again to the other cones doing the regular exercises.
  • PAX perform this for 4 rounds bringing their the coupon back to the starting point.

Rep count:

  • Round 1 – 15
  • Round 2 – 10
  • Round 3 – 5
  • Round 4 – 5

 

CIRCUIT 1 – Cones 1-4

Movement: Bear Crawls

Coupon Movement: Rifle Carry

Cone Non-Coupon Exercise Coupon Exercise
1 Merkins Curls
2 Diamond Merkins Skull Crushers
3 Carolina Dry Docks Kettlebell Swings
4 Burpees Bent Over Rows

 

CIRCUIT 2 – Cones 5-8

Movement: Walking Lunges

Coupon Movement: Coupon Walking Lunges

Cone Non-Coupon Exercise Coupon Exercise
5 Big Boys Coupon LBCs
6 V-Ups Standing Russian Twists
7 No Surrenders Goblet Squats
8 Mountain Climbers Deadlifts

 

FINISHER

15 Coupon Curls – 5 Manmakers

15 Jump Squats – 5 Absolutions

15 Merkins – 5 Derkins

 

Hit time after the first finisher.  Lucky for them!  I had 3 more rounds planned.

COT:

Prayers for Humperdinks brother-in-law.

Prayers for Plymouth and his family as he navigates finding new work.

Prayers for Popper.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Its a gift to lead these men, then serve them coffee after.

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