
Cones and Coupons
AO: Meathouse
When: 04/15/2025
QIC: Busboy
PAX (8): Angus, Dinghy, Flo, Fuzzy Dice, PuffDaddy, Stroller, Plymouth
Preamble:
Had a newish PAX, gave a brief disclaimer. But I love to remind ourselves, “You’re competing against yourself, no one else.”
Warm-O-Rama:
- 10 Weedpickers
- 10 Windmills
- OYO Babymaker – a new exercise I introduced. PAX lay on their back, hold the knees and pull knees away from eachother. Great groin stretch
- 10 Moroccan Night clubs + extended arm stretch
- 15 SSH
The Thang:
FORMAT:
- 8 cones in a circle: 4 per circuit
- Each cone has:
- 1 Regular Exercise
- 1 Coupon Exercise
- 1 Regular Exercise
- PAX start at cone 1 with coupon, perform the coupon exercise.
- PAX then move their coupon one cone forward and perform the coupon exercise at the cone
- After coupon exercise, PAX leave coupon at the cone then proceed to the other cones performing the regular exercise.
- PAX return to their coupon after a full round of regular exercises, move the coupon to the next cone for the coupon exercise. PAX drop coupon then continue again to the other cones doing the regular exercises.
- PAX perform this for 4 rounds bringing their the coupon back to the starting point.
Rep count:
- Round 1 – 15
- Round 2 – 10
- Round 3 – 5
- Round 4 – 5
CIRCUIT 1 – Cones 1-4
Movement: Bear Crawls
Coupon Movement: Rifle Carry
Cone | Non-Coupon Exercise | Coupon Exercise |
1 | Merkins | Curls |
2 | Diamond Merkins | Skull Crushers |
3 | Carolina Dry Docks | Kettlebell Swings |
4 | Burpees | Bent Over Rows |
CIRCUIT 2 – Cones 5-8
Movement: Walking Lunges
Coupon Movement: Coupon Walking Lunges
Cone | Non-Coupon Exercise | Coupon Exercise |
5 | Big Boys | Coupon LBCs |
6 | V-Ups | Standing Russian Twists |
7 | No Surrenders | Goblet Squats |
8 | Mountain Climbers | Deadlifts |
FINISHER
15 Coupon Curls – 5 Manmakers
15 Jump Squats – 5 Absolutions
15 Merkins – 5 Derkins
Hit time after the first finisher. Lucky for them! I had 3 more rounds planned.
COT:
Prayers for Humperdinks brother-in-law.
Prayers for Plymouth and his family as he navigates finding new work.
Prayers for Popper.
Naked-Man Moleskin:
Its a gift to lead these men, then serve them coffee after.