Election Day
AO: Gladiator
When: 11/05/2024
QIC: Scratch-Off
PAX (23): Bo Knows, Busboy, Butterknife, Cheneral, Costanza (Nathan Baker), Darkside, defcon2, DREAMER, Dutch Oven, Florida Man (Dylan Anderson), Hitchcock, Judy, Macbeth, Mater, Meatball, Postal (Jeff McMichael), Scratch-Off, Slider, Spandex, Speedo, Strong Arm, Venus (Colin Steuterman), Yokel, Brownie
Preamble:
On Election Day, we do burpees.
Warm-O-Rama:
Run to the library. Unintentionally taught a lesson on timeliness. Do some warmup stuff
The Thang:
Burpee at every election sign. After 10 burpees / 10 signs, head to the entrance to do KB Swing Votes, Thrust for Power, V-for-very-disappointed-in-our-leadership-options-Ups, or Jump Rope to Conclusions.
Go back to the flag.
Jack Webb.
COT:
Speedo accepted Chris 23 Years ago, sign up Boneyard Qs, Judy Ran a Half Marathon, Santa Ruck is on 12/14, pray for Spandex’s sister.
Naked-Man Moleskin:
We didn’t get arrested, we didn’t get a complaint (yet) about dudes working out in front of a polling precinct, and we sweated. Successful morning.
Think Hitchcock is going to be late again any time soon?
Looking for some fun as you watch democracy crumble to a poorly scripted wrestling match? Check this fun game out here: https://www.porchdrinking.com/articles/2024/11/04/2024-election-night-drinking-game/
Or, put your hope in something else.
Scratch-Off, Out.