Voted Q by Abstention

AO: Bushwood

When: 2024-07-12

QIC: Popper

PAX (9): BallBoy, Flo, Gasleak, HotSauce, Saint2O, Pong, Aftershave, Fridge

Preamble:

No one claimed the Q slot, so YHC being Site Q was voted Q by abstention. YHC dusted off a few features from previous Bushwood Q's for this good ol' fashioned summer beatdown.

Warm-O-Rama:

Nine PAX including two of YHC's 2.0's circled up in the Bushwood parking lot at 6am. YHC gave a disclaimer and led the PAX in the usual warmup exercises IC (SSH, WP, WM, etc). Mosey up the clubhouse steps and around to the street and back to the tennis court benches. Finish the warm-up with 10 apiece of Derkins, Bulgarian Split Squats (10x / leg), and Dips.

The Thang:

Thang 1: Agassi's
  • Enter tennis court area and stand along sideline
  • Suicides to each court line
  • Starting with 1, increment Bobby Hurley's by 1 at each successive out line
  • Starting with 1, increment Hand Clap Merkins by 1 each successive time PAX return to the starting sideline
  • On the last out/back there was ~10 reps of each exercise
Thang 2: Court Perimeter Shuffle
  • Side shuffle on sidelines
  • Bernie Sanders on baselines
  • In single file, repeat this across every sideline and baseline across two tennis courts, zigzagging back and forth
  • Collect the PAX and mosey back around to the pool
Thang 3: 100-yd IM
  • One length of pool per stroke: Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle
  • PAX hold plank and remember the order in which each finished the IM
Thang 4: Snake
  • Starting with the fastest IM PAX, the PAX swim freestyle in a snaking pattern down and back each pool lane (5, 4, 3, 2, 1)
  • Next PAX waits 5 seconds to dive in after previous PAX
  • If PAX touch their foot to the bottom of the pool, or get caught by the PAX behind them, they exit the pool and do 5 penalty merkins per infraction
  • PAX that finished first moved the water basketball hoop to the deep end
Thang 5: Water Basketball
  • The remainder of the time, the PAX played water basketball in the deep end
  • It was 5-on-4, and both 2.0's were on the team of 5. Q called time at 6:45 and team of 5 won. YHC forgot the score but it was not very close lol.

COT:

Some prayers and announcements

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Always a pleasure to Q Bushwood, especially when YHC's 2.0's are in attendance.

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