Cumming Condos and C0cks
AO: Jailbreak
When: 07/28/2022
QIC: Crab Cake
PAX (7): Baskins, Benny, Crab Cake, Inseam, Krystal, Mr. Hand, Swiper
Preamble:
With an overbearing cloud of guilt for fart-sacking on 2 consecutive days, YHC jump into the open Q slot. Time to dust off the old route dreamed up months ago.
Goal is to travel to parts unknown to PRICS
Lots of banter the night before calling out the non-running runner Snowman.
Warm-O-Rama:
stretched calves OYO
welcomed kotter Krystal who’s been off crushing triathlons
The Thang:
Circled the Cup for PAX flying in on 2
Down to the Veterans Memorial with a surprise turn into the actual memorial. PRICS don’t stop for anything except the occasional red light, but we shared a moment of silence and strava stoppage to honor Forsyth co residents who served in major world wars/conflicts.
Next destination was SOLIS – the new high rise condos on Vet Mem Blvd. Explored the new complex and blazed through downed fences to cover the entire runnable area. As we were winding and doubling back on each other, Inseam accused YHC of not having a well thought out plan. nonsense.
Next up was the plan to go over to that road over there where we can cross over the big road and hang a left by the sign where the birds normally gather. you know, where aunt sally almost hit the deer. kinda by where your cousin got pulled over last month but a little bit down from that.
Inseam was right all along. PAX were running further and further from the flag with time running out. Footpath barfed into it’s own mouth. Chaos ensued. A coup occurred resulting in 2 separates groups arriving at the flag at 6:16. oops.
COT:
Praise for Baskin’s talk
Prayers for Benny’s father
More info required on Baskin’s 1 armed grandpa with a cigarette smoking crow on his shoulder
COT continued offsite at Sawnee Mountain Biscuits lead by FoodQ Benny. PAX unknowingly lined up at the walk up window at 6:30. 6:30 is actually the time that Mommy and Daddy C0CKS make there way over to get their complimentary breakfast toast. But alas, 6 smelly PAX stood in their way. Time to call in muscle. Bruno C0CK entered the scene, PAX scattered immediately only to sheepishly return later to enjoy the burritos, bowls, and humongous small coffees. Must visit again soon.
Naked-Man Moleskin:
Snowman never made it out..