Election Day

AO: Gladiator

When: 2024-11-05

QIC: (Sundance) Jeff Ridgway

PAX (23): Bo Knows, Busboy, Butterknife, Cheneral, Costanza (Nathan Baker), Darkside, defcon2, DREAMER, Dutch Oven, Florida Man (Dylan Anderson), Hitchcock, Judy, Macbeth, Mater, Meatball, Postal (Jeff McMichael), Scratch-Off, Slider, Spandex, Speedo, Strong Arm, Venus (Colin Steuterman), Yokel, Brownie

Preamble:

On Election Day, we do burpees.

Warm-O-Rama:

Run to the library. Unintentionally taught a lesson on timeliness. Do some warmup stuff

The Thang:

Burpee at every election sign. After 10 burpees / 10 signs, head to the entrance to do KB Swing Votes, Thrust for Power, V-for-very-disappointed-in-our-leadership-options-Ups, or Jump Rope to Conclusions. Go back to the flag. Jack Webb.

COT:

Speedo accepted Chris 23 Years ago, sign up Boneyard Qs, Judy Ran a Half Marathon, Santa Ruck is on 12/14, pray for Spandex's sister.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

We didn't get arrested, we didn't get a complaint (yet) about dudes working out in front of a polling precinct, and we sweated. Successful morning. Think Hitchcock is going to be late again any time soon? Looking for some fun as you watch democracy crumble to a poorly scripted wrestling match? Check this fun game out here: https://www.porchdrinking.com/articles/2024/11/04/2024-election-night-drinking-game/ Or, put your hope in something else. Scratch-Off, Out.

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