Inseam Birthday Beatdown

AO: Big Creek

When: 07/16/2019

PAX: Zohan, Whiz, McDuff, Dumpster, Sculley, Clyde, and Inseam

QIC: Inseam

YHC celebrated a birthday this past weekend. Now it’s time to bring the party to the Pax. According to Clyde, the Big Creek AO turned 3 recently, as well…Double Party!

Warm-O-Rama:

Nice little mosey to the usual spot, sorry Whiz. Circle up for the following:

  • SSH – 12 IC
  • Good Mornings – 8 IC
  • Weed Pickers – 10 IC
  • Sun Gods (both directions) – OYO
  • Michael Phelps – OYO
  • Intense Coupon Selection – approximately 58 seconds

The Thang:

YHC turned 25 this past weekend. I can finally rent a car without paying insane fees! I’m a QUARTER of a century old, how could I pass up QUARTER pounders! It went a little something like this:

  • Bear Crawl to 25 yard line – 25 Merkins – Mosey Back – Air Chair or 6
  • Broad Jump to 50 yard line – 50 Reverse Pickle Pounders – Mosey Back – Air Chair or 6
  • Carioca to 75 yard line – 75 Monkey Humpers – Mosey Back – Air Chair or 6
  • LT Dan (Increasing 4/1 Ratio) to 100 yard line – 100 LBCs – Mosey Back – Air Chair or 6

Let’s make this a Double Quarter Pounder….WITH CHEESE. (Much groaning ensued)

  • Sprint to 25 yard line* – 25 Shoulder Press – Mosey Back* – Air Chair or 6
  • Sprint to 50 yard line* – 50 Curls – Mosey Back* – Air Chair or 6
  • Sprint to 75 yard line* – 75 Bent Over Rows – Drop Coupon on and Mosey Back – Air Chair or 6
  • Rail Road to 75, Grab Coupon, Sprint to 100 yard line* – 100 Flutters while holding coupon straight up – Mosey Back* – Air Chair or 6

*coupon came with us

Get a quick 3 count (in honor of The Creek’s third birthday) and mosey back to the coupon pile, where we deposited our coupons. Mosey back towards the flag, right turn up the path, stopped inside the east pavilion for some Blades of Glory, 25 count.

Mosey to the Pain Ground where we knocked out 3 rounds of Pull-ups (in honor of The Creek’s third birthday), taking turns two at a time while the other Pax did dips on the parental observation benches. There was a sippy cup there for any Pax that needed it…none did…this is Big Creek.

Back to the flag with just enough time to complete 7 T-Bombs (I’m 25, 2+5=7…everything has meaning).

COT:

Pray for Benny and his family as he goes into surgery today. 2nd F convergence with the Gents up north? Perhaps at Taco Mac?

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Pulling in thinking to myself: “Wait is that…it is!”

Getting out of my car: “Zohan, what’s up brother!” Thanks for making the trip up to celebrate with us!

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